Being passionate about the environment, we source our teas locally – in fact, our supplier is just down the street, saving all the packaging and transport that would result in ordering our tea in! But that’s not the only reason we buy our loose tea blends from them. The Golden Monkey‘s premium quality teas are a joy to drink; they are the perfect way to relax and leave the world behind in The Happy Witch’s calming, meditative tea room. Gift yourself the day you deserve with a pot of delicious tea, while serene music in the background transports you to your happy place.

Our instore library has books for children, teens and adults, in the shop’s theme of magic and diversity. We also have jigsaw puzzles and colouring books you can try your hands at while you sip on your tea. Free to all customers!

We also care about continuing the legacy of pre-loved tea sets that all have a unique story to tell. As a result, we have a variety of styles you can choose from when you visit us. No two sets are the same: our cups are just as quirky as our shop!

Let the Tarot decide!

With 22 items on our menu, from English Breakfast to Chakra Balancing infusions, there is something for everyone.

Feeling adventurous, or overwhelmed by the variety?

Ask our dedicated tarot deck for a recommendation!

Each tea is associated with a card of the Major Arcana, so you are sure to order what is best for you. Just ask the deck “which tea would benefit me the most at this time?”, and pull a card  to reveal your answer.

Questions? We are always happy to assist.

The Happy Witch Tea House Menu

All teas are served in pots. You can choose to enjoy them alone or with a friend – just let us know, and we will provide the appropriate number of cups. See our menu here.

300ml pot: £2.49

500ml pot: £3.99

Black Tea

The Emperor
Organic black tea from Assam and Sumatra. Strong, flavourful, ethically sourced: just like an Emperor should be.
Enjoy with or without milk.

The Fool
This caffeine-free English Breakfast tea is sure to fool your caffeine craving into satisfaction. Just as flavourful as The Emperor, but without the nerves.
Enjoy with or without milk.

The Chariot
This peppermint, spearmint and gunpowder tea will provide the wind under your wings. Go, get the thing!
Enjoy without milk.

Death
Black tea from Ceylon, rosehip, rose petals, blackberry leaves. I hope I will be greeted on the other side with as much delicate sweetness as this tea has.
Enjoy with or without milk.

The Devil
Black tea, cocoa peel, roasted coffee beans, strawberries, flavouring (celery seed oil). A combination that is sure to seduce you.
Enjoy with or without milk.

The Tower
A smoky Lapsang Souchong tea from China, perfect for clearing any smoke screens or fog from your eyes – even if it is from self-delusion.
Enjoy with or without milk.

The Star
Black tea, orange peel, cinnamon, ginger, vanilla. This reassuring blend evokes the hopefulness of Christmas. Everything will be alright.
Enjoy with or without milk.

Green and White Tea

The Lovers
Chinese Sencha green tea and wild cherry pieces. Even if you aren’t a fan of green teas, this will surely make you fall in love with its sweet, playful nature.
Enjoy without milk.

Strength
This mix of Japanese Sencha, lemongrass, and ginger will wake you up and give you the strength to tackle any obstacles.
Enjoy without milk.

Justice
Traditional Chinese green tea, dried together with jasmine blossoms. This 1000 years old process passed the test of time, and it will help you receive justice in your own life.
Enjoy without milk.

The Sun
Chinese Green tea, pineapple, coconut; just like sipping pina colada under the tropical sun, this blend will fill you up with positivity.
Enjoy without milk.

The Wheel of Fortune
Sencha and Kukicha green teas, Pai Mu Tan white tea, dragon fruit, lemongrass, kiwi, raspberries, pomegranate arils. A whirlwind of taste to match the Wheel of Fortune’s energy.
Enjoy without milk.

Herbal Infusions

The Hanged Man
Believed to be the drink of the gods, this Yerba Mate from Brazil has a gentler and longer lasting stimulating effect than the usual tea, giving a new perspective on herbal infusions.
Enjoy without milk.

The Hierophant
Rooibos from South Africa, a naturally caffein free alternative to tea. Unlike black tea, it won’t keep you up at night, and it is filled with Vitamin C.
Enjoy with or without milk.

The Magician
South African Rooibos with coffee and caramel notes that is sure to tantalise your senses. Is it tea? Is it coffee? A little bit of both, and yet neither; just like the Magician is a bit of a trickster.
Enjoy with or without milk.

The Hermit
A mix of chamomile, spearmint, lemongrass and lavender to calm the mind and aid introspection.
Enjoy without milk.

Temperance
An Ayurvedic balancing recipe of cinnamon, cardamom, liquorice, coriander, fennel, ginger and rose petals to balance your body.
Enjoy without milk.

The High Priestess
Apple, papaya, pineapple, peach, tangerine, lemon, blackberry leaves and sunflower blossoms make this infusion packed with vitamins, and give a refreshing accompaniment to your mystical endeavours.
Enjoy without milk.

The Empress
Hibiscus, apple, papaya, currents, elderberries, black currants, raspberries, strawberries, sunflower blossoms and cornflower blossoms whisk the drinker away to The Empress’ lush fields of abundance. A truly magnificent infusion.
Enjoy without milk.

The Moon
One of our most complex infusions, befitting the keeper of mystical secrets: apple, dragon fruit, goji berries, lemon grass, blackberry leaves, stinging nettle, carrot, orange peel, wild strawberry and eucalyptus leaves, beetroot, bergamot, cornflower and marigold blossoms, and pink pepper.
Enjoy without milk.

The World
A little bit of everything makes the world go round. Apple, fennel, China bamboo tea, ginger, orange, carrot, cinnamon, blackberry and eucalyptus leaves, black pepper, rose petals, white rosebuds, basil, raspberry leaves, lavender and marigold blossoms, and beetroot makes this tea the perfect chakra balancer.
Enjoy without milk.